Friday, April 07, 2006

If....

I've been tagged by ProfessorGQ. These were some pretty cool questions. Check out my answers below.

If you were to be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
I would be a gold digger and have men cater to my every need. LOL!

If you had to name the most difficult thing about being a teenager today, what would you say?
Trying to be yourself in a world where people expect you to conform.

If you had to name the most embarrassing moment of your life, when was it?
There have been several of those. The one that sticks out the most is -- when I was in the seventh grade, in the lunch room. I was just coming back to the table with my lunch. Sitting directly in front of me were two of my friends. They were fighting over a carton of chocolate milk. Before I could get my grub on, I found myself covered in--you guessed it--chocolate milk. I stormed out of the lunch room and to the nearest bathroom for damage control. I was so pissed! It was a shame too cause I was looking real fly that day.

If you had to name the most overrated actor in Hollywood, who would it be?
Tom Cruise - really can't stand him. I still can't get over the fact that that they allowed him to play a samurai. He is not worthy.

If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?
Being a perfectionist. It has its positives, but definitely has its negatives. Sometimes you just got to say fuck it!

If you could go back for one minute to the Garden of Eden and give Adam advice, what would you say?
Yo dawg, you need to watch Eve. She about to set you up.

If you were to name the best "I told you so" you ever got to deliver, what was it?
Oh boy! I told one of my good friends that he needed to stop trying to play his ex-girlfriend, especially after a not-so-good break-up. He was still trying to talk to her, while talking to his new girl. I told him you need to stop thinking with the head between your legs and start thinking with the head attached to your neck. Cause if she finds out that you're trying to play her, that's your ass. Well, she found out (and she told the new girl what was going on). And let's just say he had to lay low for awhile.

If you were Madonna, what would you do for your next publicity stunt?
How about nothing??!! She needs to keep it chill before she gets another hernia. BOW OUT!!!

If you could have a lifetime 50% discount in any single store at your local mall, which store would it be in?
Only one store....Not fair! Okay, I guess it'll have to be Abercrombie & Fitch.

If you could have one more pet, what kind would you get, and what would you name it?
It would be a dog, a pug, and I'd name it Tamar.

If you could have God perform one miracle today, what would you want it to be?
Finding a cure for HIV/AIDS.

If you could spend next New Year's Eve doing anything, what would you do, and with whom.
I'd spend it with my baby, DP, in the Bahamas.

If you were to set your country's immigration policy, what would it be?
If you're illegal and you get caught out there, you've got to go! There are no exceptions.

If you were given the power to settle the issue of gays in the military, what policy would you set?
It's not an issue. If you want to serve your country, it should be your right just like anything else. Sexual orientation shouldn't be a hinderance.

If you could have one person you have lost touch with call you up tonight and invite you to dinner, who would you want it to be?
It would have to be with one of my best childhood friend's Larry. It's a shame that we've lost not once, but twice.

If you could change one thing about your love life, what would it be?
The fact that it's long distance and there's a six hour time difference. Maybe I should be happy it's only for a few more months.

If you could have prevented one book from ever having been written, which book would it be?
Hands down it's On the Down Low: A Journey into the Lives of 'Straight' Black Men Who Sleep With Men by J. L. King.

If you have to name the best music album ever recorded, which would you select?
This is a tough one. There are too many to choose from. Okay, okay....Marvin Gaye's What's Goin On?

If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?
Though I've got a few more months to go (thankfully), I'd have to say my master's degree from college.

If God were to whisper one thing in your ear, what would you like Him to say?
You've successfully completed your journey. You've loved, shared, cared, inspired, assisted, led, learned, and lived. You've made me proud. Now it's time for you to come home. Welcome!